Oh what gloom the world is in
It creates such dismay and awful din
But one thing I find helps me and will you
Is to get yourself comfy with a bang up brew
You may take it black like coal
You may drink it out of a bowl
It doesn’t matter what your attire
For it is Tea from good old Yorkshire
You can drink it from the saucer
You may even sip it driving a Corsa
But one thing you should never doubt
Is that this brew comes with a powerful clout
When the world begins to test your mettle
Just sit down and pop on the kettle
Everything shall be reet in the end
When you have a splendiferous cup of your tea flavoured friend